(Source: your-modern-blackman)

therudestbuddhist:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

that’s not even right, when youre finished with your plate you’re supposed to lay your knife and fork at like the 4 o’clock position

therudestbuddhist:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

that’s not even right, when youre finished with your plate you’re supposed to lay your knife and fork at like the 4 o’clock position

(via fandommember)

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

(via thedoctorsnerdgirl)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

batvvornan:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

you-shall-not-jess:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOTHER KNOWS THAT I WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT PEOPLE

GAY PEOPLE

BEING GAY

AND FUCKING

SHE EVEN KNOWS THE NAME OF ONE OF MY FANFICTIONS

MY LIFE IS OVER.

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oh my god 

I don’t know if I should feel bad for you or laugh

This is so embarrassing. I hope this post dies out.

never

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"Iv gone virus"

(via fandommember)

miaman:

well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said

miaman:

well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said

(via lumos5001)

(Source: uneasies, via sniffing)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via thehomelessnetworkinthetardis)

ugh hiatus

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

(via yourawizardkatniss)

communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

(via pizza)

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via martinfreebitchbaby)

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

(Source: augusters, via sniffing)

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

(Source: augusters, via sniffing)

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

(via deans-asssbutt)

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

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#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

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I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

(via michaxl)